Friday, 15 July 2011

Baby Got Back

"How can you say no to that?", a friend exclaimed earlier today. I had to ask myself  'Do men really find this type of figure/physique in a woman sexually appealing?'. Like seriously?

Please, don't for one moment mistake me for hating on tennis star Serena Williams- who undeniably has plenty junk in her trunk- but I personally find it a little too much junk. Masculine, muscly junk. There's a thin line between a toned derriere and just pure muscle.

Sorry to sound vulgar guys but those glutes would break your d**k if she sat on you! And those powerful legs! Oh Lord! She's not lacking in the bust region either. Some may say she's all woman and she's clearly not ashamed to show it all off in her figure hugging, cleavage revealing outfits. Good for her.

Yes, it's great to celebrate and appreciate all variations of the female figure but I just don't get the lusting my male friends and acquaintances do over her body. Are men no longer attracted to the softer, feminine figure like that of which Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian possess? Don't they appreciate a little jiggle and wobble? If not, unless you hit the gym for three hours a day, every day, the vast majority of us less athletic-looking, less well-endowed women are doomed.

What's your view? Does Serena do it for you or do you agree that her image is too masculine to be sexy?

Fancy a Swim Accross the Pacific Ocean?

I logged into Facebook this morning (as you do), scrolled down my news feed and came across this:

1: Open Google Maps (directions)
2: Type China as your starting point
3: Type Taiwan as your destination.
4: Read step 48

Curiousity kills the cat, as they say, so I, being as obedient as I am, followed the steps. Let's just say it kick-started my day with a smile....Epic fail or what!

As exciting (not to mention dangerous and exhausting!) as swimming across the Pacific Ocean sounds, I can't swim for toffee so disappointingly my journey would end on step 47.

I also noticed that the travel method is by car. So erm, how how do you actually swim with your car? This conjured up hilarious images of a poor traveller desperately trying to get to the other side with a primitive looking rope around their waist attached to their vehicle. Le sigh.

All I can say is thank goodness for the invention of ferryboats and airplanes.

 
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